July 2011
It's canny muggy.
I can hear my hair frizzing. It’s crackling round my ears.
Jul 31st
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Indie is not well. She looks so sad, so we’ve spent most of the day on the sofa because my parents are at that music thing at Shields. Inca’s in a huff now though, because she hasn’t been allowed in, she keeps turning her back on me. Quite smart for such a young dog.
Jul 31st
Anonymous asked: do you have feelings for anyone? x
Jul 31st
Jul 31st
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My Mum just called me marra. I do not approve.
Jul 31st
I do not understand why Lambert & Butler would be anyones first choice of cigarette.
Jul 31st
I’m going to have to wash my hair. I’m very upset about this.
Jul 31st
It’s weird that Nicky is Jonty’s little brother. I dunno, I never think of him being Jonty’s brother. I don’t know.  I miss the Kirk family though.  Wah
Jul 31st
Going to Heaton later
to see my homeskillets. Nicky’s 18th, how pleasant. 
Jul 31st
What would be great would be if Delph would switch her twatting phone on.
Jul 31st
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I’m going through every single photo on my computer and selecting the ones to print and take to uni. It’s just making me sad, AHHHH. Going to Costco to print them though, always a bonus.
Jul 31st
I’m in a weird mood today. I was in a really good mood when I woke up but now I feel proper melancholy. There are so many things I don’t like that have happened, too many things have changed and I just don’t think it’s been for the better. I miss everyone a lot. 
Jul 31st
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Good day for listening to Johnny Cash
Jul 31st
My hair is getting ridiculously long. It’s almost at my bum, it may be time for a trim.
Jul 30th
Males should not have long fingernails, it is not usual. 
Jul 30th
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Just redid my make up in the hope that something happens. In the meantime I’m going to reply to letters from Dizzle and Louise, listen to the xx and wish my life wasn’t so dull. 
Jul 30th
Jul 30th
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I know most of you probably do not care
theylooklikebigstronghands: but I think the decision to split Formula 1 between Sky and BBC is one of the worst decisions ever made.
Jul 30th
Someone come to my house
Jul 30th
Jul 30th
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The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
quicksummary: Dorian Gray is so vain, he probably thinks this post is about him, doesn’t he?
Jul 30th
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Seriously cannot get over how good Notorious vs the xx is. Fucking unreal. 
Jul 30th
I would like a cigarette, immediately. 
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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I’ve eaten so many grapes, my mouth feels very strange.
Jul 29th
Frig me I want a wrap sosososo much. Is it worth the trek? I really think it might be
Jul 29th
If McDonalds delivered, I would be so happy right now. I’m far too tired to drive there but all I want is a sweet chilli chicken wrap. 
Jul 29th
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So unbelievably knackered.
I could sleep right through to 7am if I didn’t have shit to do. Waaaaaaaaah
Jul 29th
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the notorious xx →
Jul 29th
I’ve listened to Make You Smile by +44 six times this morning already. Totally forgot how much I love that song.
Jul 29th
Also, Heidi text me before BUT I cannot read it due to no light, this is no fun. ALSO, I’ve started smoking menthols because nobody likes them so nobody steals them, it’s working a treat.
Jul 29th
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I’m awake. Who’s awake? Let’s be friends
Jul 29th
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Washing machine’s broken so I have no more clean knicks, bikini bottoms it is. 
Jul 28th
The guy that says ‘bye! Have a beautiful day!’ at the end of American Dad is the best part of the entire show.
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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My Dad’s been looking at ex military vehicles for sale for the past two days, he wants a tank. I think it’s a fucking class idea. 
Jul 27th
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Rach is shagging my Dad’s mate, we’ve talked about this right. SO we’re going to find her some seriously sexy lingerie now, and then she’s going over to his wearing only that and her stripper coat. I totally wish I was going as well.  Is that weird? I do not care.
Jul 27th
I am ready to go 15 minutes before collection time. +8 points to me. 
Jul 27th
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In other news, I really fancy the farm hand boy man at work. He isn’t even that attractive, I think it’s just because he’s got quite a manly job and he’s dirty. I want him in and around my mouth with immediate effect. Don’t actually know his name yet but we made eye contact like six times today, granted one of them was while I was spilling soup down my front BUT...
Jul 27th
THE BIG THREE KILLED MY BABY
get out of my head you bastard cunting song.
Jul 27th
Filters everywhere all of the time. In my bag, on my floor, in my bed, in my drawers, in the car. Fucking everywhere. 
Jul 27th
Borgore at The Cut next Thursday.
Sounds like a plan.
Jul 26th
I fancy Black Daniel. A lot. 
Jul 26th
Angry Boys time.
Excellent.
Jul 26th
Jul 26th
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Bored
so very bored.
Jul 26th
Just bought Prufrock and Other Observations & Death Proof both for a grand total of £9.45. Play.com is fucking class. 
Jul 26th
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I'm watching Geordie Finishing School for Girls,
how interesting.
Jul 26th
My skin is going insane which means I am going insane. Nothing about this is okay. 
Jul 26th
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Helena by mcr really reminds of being like 12? Maybe 13 and sitting in my friend’s brother’s room thinking life was so difficult, and that we should steal a can of Fosters and sit and drink it because that’s what all the lads did. Also watching funnyjunk.com. Good times yo.
Jul 26th